Wednesday, October 29, 2008

"especially if the two partners lack skills in this backward way of true love."

I was disappointed that I couldn't walk into this store and buy the truth.  Good thing there's another Pravda for that.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Look as closely as you dare

Nothing I could say about this picture would make it better than it already is.

Friday, October 24, 2008


My desire is that I never, ever, ever, for the love of God, find out what David Michael Anthony's desire is.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

It's not free if it takes up space

We have a free stuff bench in our lobby, so if you want a crappy novel or a discarded 80's raincoat, let me know.

Monday, October 20, 2008

I looked and looked!

The customer fire exit was nowhere to be found!

Saturday, October 18, 2008

So Smooth

Who knew the Shannon Thue Trio's secret weapon was one of our own?

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Why is it so Hard to Understand?

Don't you get it?  These temporary indoor art exhibits are awesome because art everywhere all the time is awesome!  The spaces themselves should be art! Everything will be better!

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Your Imaginary Custom House Needs One Too

You can't just leave them lying around, after all.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Thanks again

I tried to avoid overpowering Trev and Sarah with linguists the way I did last year, but as usual they managed to overpower me with an opulent meal and hospitality.

Saturday, October 11, 2008


Halowe'en aisle!  I never thought I'd see a Zellers aisle dirtier than the toy aisle, but you are it!

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Oh Banff...

... will you ever run out of beautiful views?

Also, I would like to have to overcome the same obstacles as John Jaeggi: 

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Happy Birthday, Mom & Dad!

They were legally required to add the word "Berry" so that at least one of the words made sense.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Speaking of Fancy Dancing

At Iranian dance parties, it's all about the hands.