Sunday, April 29, 2012

We Can Do It!

Yes, very good.

[Edit: I talked to some actual women about this, including one being supported by the program that this is advertising, and it turns out they hate it. I thought it meant that Suzy always wanted to do whatever the F*ck she wanted, which in her case was building houses. They thought it meant that Suzy wanted to be a homemaker-homemaker, but she didn't succeed, so now she does this instead. I would hate an ad that means that too.]

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Phil Be Not Proud

It always takes time to get used to being single. In the shower this morning I caught myself thinking of dating this Calculus textbook.  Then I started to feel guilty because this Calculus textbook is thoughtful and caring but I'll probably end up dating a book that's much sexier.

Monday, April 23, 2012

Stone Cold

This is pretty much how Grant rolls. Unexpectedly.

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Not _that_ Snooky

Everybody tells me Special Effects makes the best dyes, so I headed to Canada's biggest buyer of them to check it out.  They were almost entirely out of stock.  "Yeah," the guy said, "they're surfers, so sometimes they just take off for a few months to go surfing. The secretary there just has to keep telling people they're out of stock, and they might get more next week. But they won't." He probably said "bohemian lifestyle" too, but I was too busy being disappointed that my hair won't glow under black light to listen.

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

I wish

Oh, yeah, uh, great idea, Edmonton, but where the hell am I supposed to get a horse?

Monday, April 2, 2012

Just need the Evil Goatee

In Japan they said I looked like Harry Potter, presumably because I was a white kid with brown hair and glasses. But with this new hairstyle..... well, I am beginning to consider using my powers for Evil.


Is there really someone looking for Peppermint tea who can't guess what's in "Purely Peppermint"?

You'd be shocked at the state of things.

My job is pretty much the best job.