Friday, August 31, 2012


... Secret Moon Nazis, to be exact. Iron Sky was the kind of movie that could only be created by the internet. No, wait, the kind of movie that could only be done right by the internet.

Monday, August 27, 2012


I need a picture of the hitching posts for Mennonite horse-and-buggys at Waterloo grocery stores, just to prove to myself that they really existed when I've been gone for too long. Just like I needed this  picture of a functioning (or at least moving) oil derrick in the McDonald's parking lot.

Thursday, August 23, 2012


Oh! The next thing on my things-to-do-in-Edmonton-before-you-leave list turned out to be "see green clouds"! We saw green clouds, then it hailed king cobb steelie-sized golf balls, then the road flooded, then the sidewalk flooded, then the rain switched to a drizzle, then it was only an hour after we first saw the clouds.

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Well Hello.

I'm used to seeing strange things in dumpsters, but not a giant book of The Beautiful Lady Faces.

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Fuck Yeah, Math.

Wait, this is right, isn't it? It isn't "an undefined amount more chicken"? Did the Chicken Sabji Wrap divide by 0?

Monday, August 13, 2012


First The Commodore, and now my first taste of Burger Baron. What's next, I finally ride the waterslides at WEM? That is not a rhetorical question. Because the answer to it is yes.

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Curiosity and Excitement

Stu and K* had the best Curiosity-landing-watching setup possible: TV coverage on the right, real-time simulation of the descent on the left, and beer in the hand. Or around the neck, as the case may be.

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

The Commodore

As a fan of greasy spoons and cheap-ass breakfasts, I am very embarrassed to tell you that it took me seven full years before I made it to The Commodore.