Well, that's disappointing

Okay, pitchfork, I guess I'll take your word for it.

True story

Yes, the temperature really did drop more than the Weather Network could handle (>=30C) in a day.

Okay, internet

Yes, actually, we know that already. You could try actually creating something.

You can't play, Al Franken.

Before you knock Vince's hand-drawn-from-memory map of the United States, try making one of your own.

Please reconsider what things in your world deserve to be called 'horrible'

Wow, thanks, bathroom commenter! Being judgmental, incorrect, and making the poem worse, all in just 6 words!

Hooray!

Edward Gorey and Tiny Robot waiting for me in the department! Merry Christmas indeed.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

If it weren't for the cash-for-science scam that climate scientists are running with the federal government (FOLLOW THE MONEY SHEEPLE), I might be tempted to think that rain, at night, on January 3rd, at 53-degrees north, was a sign of global warming.

Unlikely

Here M and Steve express their puzzlement at having to interact with their real-world mouth holes.