Right place, right time

Look at that! Just for living with somebody having a birthday, I get a present! From Simon, who wants me to get in the spirit of his wedding by sending me one of its feature performers.

Priorities

"Ah, I know," I thought, "I'll put the phone across the gap in the table. That way if it spills, the phone won't be damaged!" Then, three days later, I realized my mistake.

YEEEEEEHEEEEEE!

I knew it! As soon as I saw the UPS coming down from the house, I knew there would be a new cheap-ass purple guitar up there waiting for me. A cheap-ass purple guitar with a WHAMMY BAR!!!1!!1!@331!@#1@#!@#123

GAY GAY GAY

Hmmm.... clearly the table formatting didn't work the way I expected, but at least now I have a table that says "GAY GAY GAY".