It's not free if it takes up space

We have a free stuff bench in our lobby, so if you want a crappy novel or a discarded 80's raincoat, let me know.

I looked and looked!

The customer fire exit was nowhere to be found!

So Smooth

Who knew the Shannon Thue Trio's secret weapon was one of our own?

Why is it so Hard to Understand?

Don't you get it?  These temporary indoor art exhibits are awesome because art everywhere all the time is awesome!  The spaces themselves should be art! Everything will be better!

Your Imaginary Custom House Needs One Too

You can't just leave them lying around, after all.

Thanks again

I tried to avoid overpowering Trev and Sarah with linguists the way I did last year, but as usual they managed to overpower me with an opulent meal and hospitality.

Horror

Halowe'en aisle!  I never thought I'd see a Zellers aisle dirtier than the toy aisle, but you are it!