In case you were wondering

If you were looking for a sink full of trophies, I'm your man.

Skip the Middle Man

I don't even need to build robots if they're going to make soldering tools so anthropomorphizable anyway. 

Resistance is Futile

I command you

YOU WILL OBEY

Higher Learning

Yes, um, no.  This is not going to convince me I should go there to learn.

We're all members, really.

Doubtful.   If there really is an Edmonton Petroleum Club, it's probably more like a Neuschwanstein-sized bouncy castle full of Cognac than a repurposed Anglican church. 

Man.

This is the first time I've even tried to debug hardware.  I feel like Grace Murray Hopper over here.  Except my hack didn't work.

Those. Bastards.

I filled out the credit card application because the free-gift calculator had a solar panel in it.  Or so I was made to think.  This purple plastic window is not, unless I am mistaken, a funcional solar panel.