First, by evening, recover from your bachelor-party hangover enough to practice the Hindi song you wrote for your bride-to-be:
Next, gather your friends and family at your house, feed them, and mentally prepare for what follows:
Get them to smear turmeric-infused grease all over your body:
Then, get them to put that red fabricover your head and have the more distinguished members put cash money in it. You'll need the cash for your shoes later.
Then get fed by your parents. Like old times. They love you.
Then sleep. Big day tomorrow.
Next, gather your friends and family at your house, feed them, and mentally prepare for what follows: 
Get them to smear turmeric-infused grease all over your body:
Then, get them to put that red fabricover your head and have the more distinguished members put cash money in it. You'll need the cash for your shoes later.
Then get fed by your parents. Like old times. They love you.
Then sleep. Big day tomorrow.
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Isn't this supposed to happen to the bride?
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