Not _that_ Snooky

Everybody tells me Special Effects makes the best dyes, so I headed to Canada's biggest buyer of them to check it out.  They were almost entirely out of stock.  "Yeah," the guy said, "they're surfers, so sometimes they just take off for a few months to go surfing. The secretary there just has to keep telling people they're out of stock, and they might get more next week. But they won't." He probably said "bohemian lifestyle" too, but I was too busy being disappointed that my hair won't glow under black light to listen.