"Man," I wondered, "Why is Dallin acting like he doesn't know me?" Then suddenly SWEET JESUS TWO DALLINS:

The Rushes

Pud and the Ling Club asked me to play a boring professor in their promotional video, and obviously I accepted. It's a bit part, because the star of the film is an anthropomorphic superhero desk with an IPA-symbol cape. Obviously. I can't wait to show this in class.