
The
Drafthouse is my own personal paradise. You get there 45 minutes before show time, get a seat, and watch scandalous old trailers:

Then you pick what beers and gourmet pizzas you want during the show, and write them on a little card for your server:

Then somebody comes out to tell you how awesome and/or terrible the film will be. In the case of
BLACK COBRA, a 70's bisexual softcore snake sexploitation film starring Jack Palance, you get a nerd:

And for
All About Eve, you get a drag queen, playing both herself and Bette Davis in a filmed 'interview'.