10 bowlers enter 1 BOWLER LEAVES

Red Deer manages to be both idyllic and post-apocalyptic, the kind of place where the evil Alpha Corporation first released the virus that killed 99.9% of the earth's population and turned the remaining 0.1% into savagely, blood-thirstily kindly bowlers.

Post-Graduate Work

Yes, on our way to the conference 5 of the 6 graduate students got crayons and coloured giant anthropomorphic eggs named "Humpty". The professor folded Humpty into a Wurlitzer instead.