IT COMES IN A TUUUUUUUBE

Just squeeze the tube and out it comes, professionally formed.

"Plush Toys"?

I'm pretty sure this is just National Geographic f#%cking with me.  

Abominations unto the Lord

OK, candy Frankenstein up there I can maybe understand, but who is trying to pass this 'mini-honey' off as existing?

Beau Monde

T works at a mall downtown where they don't mind if you drink free wine in the furs section of the Holt Renfrew, and the line-up for Louis Vuitton is security-patrolled,

And the escalators have spokesmodels,
and the classical trio plays downstairs
...while the harp jazz trio plays upstairs.

I'll let them play you out....