Sever the head, or destroy the brain

Michelle came to visit! I asked her what she wanted to do at the largest mall in the hemisphere. She wanted to do this:

It was frightening, the gun shooting. But not because of the zombies, who were easy to address:

Self-Similarity, Brains

Whoa man, you can't see it in this picture unless you click to zoom in and squint, but guess what brand of sweet cruiser bicycle I got to ride in Raleigh? It was a smooth ride, but we still couldn't outrun the zombies:


So, we figured, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em for drinks.