I GET SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS GAME IT IS SO FUN! Maybe because I've won every game I've played in Alberta, or maybe because IT IS THE AWESOMEST!!!!!!!!!!!!
Item 1: Be careful with your home-made-solar-powered-mp3-player-charger, because if you don't know what you're doing it might melt your mp3 player's battery so it has to be plugged in at all times.
Item 2: The U of A Linguistics Podcasts are almost ready.
If your job is satire you should quit now. You will never be to top reality. This newspaper column reprints 140 character tweets in their entirety, and then, and I wish I were lying to you about this, summarizes them.
Wonderland had a thanksgiving do too, where I learned that Canada is nicer than Germany, at least in the sense that going to a bar alone in Germany makes you look like a serial killer.
Chris N. decided to try his hand at turkey dinner this year. The parts I ate were delicious, especially the candied yams in the foreground COVERED IN MINI-MARSHMALLOWS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.