Um. What?

Rounding Error?

Frank Says Yes!

There was a table in our lobby, with a sign that said "Frank Said No" as its only raison d'etre. I keep telling Olivia to make a happy-coloured tile mosaic on it that reads "Olivia Says Yes!" This is presumably because I am delusional from lack of sleep.

Abominations unto the Lord

OK, candy Frankenstein up there I can maybe understand, but who is trying to pass this 'mini-honey' off as existing?

When it snows it pours

Yeah, Jo, I was just missing snow, too, a few days ago. The blizzards aren't even that bad - the bad part comes when the snow isn't plowed so it gets packed down to ice-ruts on the roads and sidewalks and stays that way for 5 months.

Zoom in and read the notes; it's worth it.

Man, I can't stop listening to this. I've pretty much converted to Eckanckar based on catchiness alone.

Get the Vaccine already!

This "Status" box is the best part of the swine-flu intake form by far. The "Aboriginal" box is included here to show you that the "Status" box is, by implication, NOT OPTIONAL.

OBVIOUSLY

Presumably this is because their lineup wasn't diverse enough already.