Announcing Ziv Grey Moist Panties Cash Monet Cucumber Interrobang Caravita

Welcome to the world, baby Ziv! Your name is spelled the same way in English AND IPA! We look forward to learning what your super power will be!

I was hoping to be there for the birth so I could smoke a cigar with the grownup Caravitas & edheldim, especially Joanna, who is the dadliest, but I was also glad to smoke one with Mary.

Garbage Holiday => Garbage Flowers

Happy 'Fuck Valentines Day' day everybody.

Birtha birthaday GITTARS!

Rachelle and I would like to introduce you to Pal George and Augustina 'Serious Gus' Serieuse, the cigar box guitars we made today.

Birtha birthaday PARTY!

Woo woo! Good friends, good birthday times! I've decided that I'm going to spend this year pretending to be a muppet.

From: Me. To: Me.

I got myself new glasses for my birthday! Google thinks I did it wrong:

Free Time?????!??!?

It's so disconcerting - if you finish all your work for the day before you go home, you can just, like, watch a movie! Just sit there and watch it! So Bizarre.

Gratuitous Goodness Post

I know I already posted today, but Pud's food is too good not to blog. As is his friend Lo Pan: