"Shotgun" works too

If any word belongs between the words "Aristocrat" and "Mart" it is the word "Liquor".

Step 1: Purchase Grappling Hook. Step 2: Grapple

Getting from this side of the giant pit with the crane arm in the middle of it to the other side could be SO MUCH FASTER AND AWESOMER than it is.

Canada is really serious about this French business

I'm not even bilingual, and I'm a linguist.

Values Voters

I think I would describe her record as "mixed".

50/50

As a vegetarian, I can only buy half of what Dr. Meat & Food has to offer. I sincerely hope "Boogies" are in that half.

You bet!

I'm always looking for an adventure cool enough to prevent my mouth from closing. AMT had just the idea this weekend: A trip to Calgary via the Icefields parkway. Banff and Jasper were obviously built for tourists, who prefer that every aspect of their experience be mountain themed:
and constantly need to use the bathroom:Between the town sites, the Rockies were as beautiful as ever. I almost didn't recognize the Athabasca Glacier
probably because the last time I was there it was under somewhat less hospitable conditions.

We finally got to Calgary, where Steph showed us that strip mall pubs are much classier than they are in Edmonton:
Which did nothing to prevent AMT from becoming exasperated

Yee-haw

The only thing even potentially better than a cocktail party is a cowboy party.