Erwachsene Surprise

What is this even supposed to look like?

Sweet Heaven Indeed

This is probably the best thing I've ever taken from the bench of giving

Holiday Traditions

It wouldn't be a Dilts Family Christmas without a trip to a fancy-pants suburban mall.  Usually it's not this snowy: How fancy-pantsy was it?  Well, there were your standard creepy mezmerizers:

The under-escalator grand piano players:

And, new this year, theoretical cars on the floor will smash into your foot FOR FREE:

Ew

My desire is that I never, ever, ever, for the love of God, find out what David Michael Anthony's desire is.