Mad Skills

You'd be forgiven for thinking we hired R. Harald Baayen for his world-class research or his genial nature, but really we were just short on harpsichord virtuosi:

Security

Alison and I were bouncers for the department party last night. You can see how seriously she took the job, both by how she's dressed and by how she's started a lineup to prevent the club/classroom from exceeding capacity. We must have slipped up at some point, though, because one of these people is probably a minor.

Enough Babies Already

I had totally planned to post a picture of a sea of cheap books at the library, but then this baby went and got the hiccups.