IT COMES IN A TUUUUUUUBE

Just squeeze the tube and out it comes, professionally formed.

Cues

I never believe it's Christmas time until there are coloured lights outside my window, or a room lit only by a tree.  Or when I'm opening presents under a piano.

"Plush Toys"?

I'm pretty sure this is just National Geographic f#%cking with me.  

Yes Indeed

I'm allowed to start being a real student now.   I didn't have any wine, though, M.  I guess alcohol-free vegetarian Indonesian-Chinese Food Karaoke restaurants are to the linguist as wine is to the philosopher.

Bibles! Bamboo! Bananas! Authentic Friendship!

The more I look at this banner, the more weird things I find. But this blingy-cross anime Mario is still my favourite.

Case in Point

This parking lot is as slippery as it looks, and as slippery as most of the intersections on the way to the bus stop.

Concision

He wrote some numbers with minus-signs and '3's below there too, but this is really all you need to know.