What Every Missionary Needs

Every time I went into the BYU bookstore I found something else I hadn't seen that was awesome. The first time, I found the religious books. The second time, I found the religious paraphernalia: These signs were, like Simon, in the section full of stuff for missionaries:
... of which, I think, the coolest example was this action figure:
I so wish I was making this up.

Anyway, though, the bookstore also had the most amazing language section I've ever seen.
I almost picked up a book on the Navajo verb. But who has the time?

Ah, and just upstairs from the library, in an underused hallway, I found a series of at least 20 portraits like this one, about which I think I will say nothing whatsoever: